i reject this hetero-fucking-sexist question.

occasionally, i find myself compelled to answer these stupid questions.

book: lord of the rings. for christ's sake, i've tried to start that damn series approximately 49,326 (p < 0.05) but i find them just horrible. also, the first movie, the only one i saw, was awful. just awful.

movie: well, aside from lord of the rings? mostly people just assume i've seen tons of movies that i never have. because i am an uncultured fuck, apparently? no, but it's true. i AM an uncultured fuck. it suits me fine. i think some people would be surprised that i didn't like high school musical 3, considering how devoted i was to the first 2. also, kevin smith movies. god, i hate kevin smith movies.

food: sushi! most people know this, but they continue to give me crap about it. i don't mind the fish, really, but i'd rather a nice tuna tartar if i'm forced to eat it raw. there's a reason we discovered fire, people.

tv show: well, huh. i like most tv shows. i feel entirely uncompelled to watch american idol, and i think the very idea of dancing with the stars is kind of dumb. also, survivor and amazing race. two shows i couldn't care less about.

band: oh man, considering that i love everything, i think people would be more surprised by what i DO like than what i don't. currently, i have kanye west, lil wayne, taylor swift, miley cyrus, tim mcgraw, britney spears, casting crowns, and joss stone in heavy rotation. BUT maybe a few i don't care to listen to (that is, i'm just uninterested): the beatles, jimi hendrix, david bowie, bob dylan, lou reed. also, anything that you might call "R&B." man, i hate r&b.

that was really cathartic. thanks guys.

this is a really stupid question. that's all.