...over at nothing_hip. written in twenty minutes, so please forgive any grevious awfulness.

ALSO, you should all go join nothing_hip! come, enjoy the terrible-and-awesome music. write a little fic. also, help me hold off the horde of sitcom fic writers! HELP!

title: man enough to
author: quasiradiant 
fandom: stargate: atlantis
rating: pg
set: during "the return, pt. 1"
summary: lizzie, he might say, it's about time you learn to be your own man. 
for: <lj user="nothing_hip"> week 2: slide by goo goo dolls.

don't suppose i'll ever know / what it means to be a man"

so, yes. i spent yesterday at work writing dirty, dirty sga fic.

title: Cultural Exchange
by: quasiradiant
fandom: sga
pairing: teyla/elizabeth
rating: nc-17
words: about 2000.

note: with immense amounts of help from thenewhope.

( Shipping sex toys across the universe, it turns out, is totally worth it. )

for the femslash_today porn battle, i wrote something a bit too long for a single comment.

( in which hats are metaphors for sex )

(yes, i'm still working on these!)

for sheepfairy: Five times Jayne Murray's conscience started to bother her.

(jayne, commander in chief)

( a woman's work. )

for furies: five times lena adams didn't miss sibyl.

(bookfic, karin slaughter's grant county series)

( practically living )

for moireach: Five emergencies during which Beverly Crusher never kissed Jean-Luc Picard.

(beverly, st: the next generation)

( a doctor's oath )

(forgive the terrible french in the title. i tried.)

for thenewhope: five words miss parker remembers from high school french class. (the pretender)

( cinq mots que mlle parker a appris dans sa lycée )

title: this body of wonder and uncertainty
author: ellen m., aka quasiradiant
fandom: house, m.d.
pairing: cuddy/cameron
words: 6150ish.
spoilers: none in particular.

( and i'm losing all these stupid games that i swore i'd never play, and it almost feels okay. )

title: balboa
author: quasiradiant
rating: pg
fandom: rpfs, ‘so you think you can dance’
pairing: allison/natalie
word count: 950ish
notes: with desperate amounts of love to furies. summary from wikipedia’s article on balboa.

( the balboa is a dancer's dance. )

title: casting shadows
by: quasiradiant.
words: 1000ish.
fandom: star trek: the next generation.
pairing: ro laren/deanna troi.
rating: g
notes: for tremblingmoon in the femslash_today sweet dreams and flying machines ficathon. two months late, and probably not worth the wait, but my deepest apologies nonetheless. summary from a quote by samuel daniel.

( pleasures only shadows be, cast by bodies we conceive. )

for alphabetasoup.

the end of romance
ellen m. [quasiradiant@yahoo.com]
svu
casey/elliot
a is for amok: wild or wildly, headlong or heedlessly

( Romance should never begin with sentiment. )

this is no declaration
by ellen m. [quasiradiant@yahoo.com]
svu
pg
alex in exile/witsec, alex/casey

( i could kill you, sure. but i could only make you cry with these words. )

couldn't find this anywhere except google cache, so i thought this was a pretty good place to put it, just in case i lose it again.

you can read it if you want, of course.

title: pretend it means fate
rating: pg-13
codes: a/j, spoilers for Dog With Two Bones

for G, my expert on things Aeryn and then, the soft things.

( here they are, at this convergence of realities. )

the fictions we manufacture
by ellen m.
svu (yeah, yeah, shut UP)
R
casey/olivia
a missing scene from episode 6.19, 'intoxicated.'

thanks and fairy dust to aj.

( this isn't a story, after all. )

so. you guys. i WROTE. a STORY. i SWEAR TO GOD.

you should read it. it's law & order: svu.


accident prone
by ellen m. [quasiradiant@yahoo.com]
SVU
pg for language only
olivia/casey


( everything that's ever happened to olivia benson has been a mistake. and maybe you are, too. )